In case you just crawled out a hole… it’s rivalry week! That means the suckas from Ames are coming to itown (not an apple trademark) for a whuppin’. Our star QB Drew Tate will be taking the field after sitting out week one with an abdominal strain. The Syracuse game was quite a scare with Jason Manson starting at quarterback, but all is back to normal and Iowa will win. There are a lot of staters coming into town this weekend and I’ll be showing a couple of them a good time downtown and elsewhere. The game is at 11 am, only 3 hours away so get ready everyone!

In other news, I don’t like reading. This is not in the literal sense, where I would be opposed to the sighting of words on print or screen and those words’ comprehension. No, I mean that I don’t like books. Books are passe(accent!) and reading them should be optional. In related news, I don’t like humanities courses. Moving on!

My business courses are going well. I especially enjoy my database management course with one Faiz Currim. Faiz is an excellent teacher and we’re just getting to the point where we’ve covered all of the material from the introductory database course. Soon, we will be entering new territory and my mind will be blown again by awesomeness and usefulness and creativeness involved in database work.

I am ready to watch some football people. So, in the words of GOB, “C’mon!”